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Pregnant woman

Question Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35 children is enough.
Question I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
  Answer With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Question What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
  Answer Childbirth.
Question My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
  Answer So what's your question?
Question My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
  Answer Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Question When is the best time to get an epidural?
  Answer Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Question Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
  Answer Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Question Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
  Answer Yes, pregnancy.
Question Do I have to have a baby shower?
  Answer Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Question Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
  Answer When the kids are in college.

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