Toilette-Humor.com is an ongoing collection of off-colored cartoons and jokes sent to us daily by our friends and family. We post what we feel are the truly funny ones and send out an alert to our subscribers. Our goal is to send the alert once a week but it can sometimes slip out to twice a month or even just once a month. We hope you enjoy them! Caution: They can be a bit "RISQUE."
How We Got Started
Cartoons fly all over the Internet. About nine years
ago someone sent the "Worlds
Greatest Creature" and it was really funny. It had lost
it's home 2 times because it is so popular. I decided to post the cartoons
my friends and family were sending because my family LIKES to collect cartoons.
The Worlds Greatest Creature is still the most popular cartoon on our website.
Does anyone know why? We do NOT. Meet Suzzanne Allow Popups
What's Going On In Our Life
Family's Sense of Humor
My Dad died recently and while attending his
funeral I learned that my family is considered . . . "The Laughing Family." I inherited my Dad's really really old cartoon collection and will someday
scan it for you. I'll also need to scan some photos of my family from the
past and then you'll totally understand. BTW: If you click on that photo
you will see the trailer we used to live in for 4 years while building
our home. Phew, what a job that was,
and notice the porta potty. Yes we have lived the Trailer Trash Life.
Friend's Sense of Humor
Something I noticed right away was that some of my friends and co-workers do not appreciate my sense of humor.
I felt very bad and thought there might be something wrong me. Then the subscriptions
and comments started pouring in and I was so relieved to learn there are
other strange people out there like myself and my family. If you are reading
this right now - - you are probably one of the "strange ones".
Mickey from Toilette-Paper.com
Mike (aka "Mickey" is my youngest and most onery son. We work on websites together and toilette-paper.com is
his baby. After all someone had to start keeping track of all these jokes flying around in text.
How We Pay for Our Website
I soon learned why no one could contain
the bandwidth for cartoons flying all around the Internet and was fined a
total of $850.00 during 2003 and 2004 for exceeding our bandwidth. That hurt
and we began asking for donations.
Last year we added the Google
Adsense Links and they help cover our bandwidth expenses. All information
is reported through EyeCatcher Technology on our yearly tax
forms. The cost to run our site monthly is $195 for the server and $200 for the Cartoon Alert program.
Donations Much Appreciated :-)
Amount of Visitors and Bandwidth Problems
The Toilette-Humor.com website receives from 4 to 10 million visits per month depending on the season. We have a full-time "other" jobs -- it is difficult to keep up.
Our Future Plans:
Organize the cartoons by categories
Find a better program that will help people keep their friends names to reuse each time the send a link to their friends.
Make sure offensive cartoons are noted with a hot chili
pepper rating system . . . although what is offensive to one is not offensive to another - sigh
Send automatic instructions to those who subcribe with easy links to plugins.
If you have any suggestions or comment please
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